7. How we’ll work out any problems (IF we have any. Big if!)

Let’s try to work it out like this:

1. You let me know there’s a problem
2. I’ll fix it if I can
3. You have my rock-solid happiness guarantee, unless the dickhead clause* kicks in
4. If the dickhead clause* kicks on, we go to mediation
5. The mediator will make a choice between your offer or my offer, nothing in between
6. We both accept the mediator’s decision – no disputes